Would I Lie to You - S01 - E05

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Guests

• Russell Howard
• Wendy Richard
• Len Goodman
• Vic Reeves

Home Truths

• Len: I Immac my armpits
• David: I used to proofread dictionaries for a living
• Russel: I was a contestant on Junior Masterchef
• Vic: I once fixed Dame Judi Dench's pushbike

This is my

• Name: Morris
• Russel: This is my landlord, Morris. He's the 16th  Earl of Westmorland
• David: He's my teacher, and he's training me in the art of ventriloquism for my next acting role
• Wendy: This is Morris. He's my hairdresser and he also cuts the hair of Tony Blair

Teletales

• Subject: Eurovision 1980
• Lee: The Swedish entry that year also had a real live orangutan as their dancer
• Len: On the 27th of July in Finland, they celebrate Sleepyhead Day when the last member of the family there awakes, is taken down to the sea and thrown in

Quickfire 

• Wendy: I have no idea how to use a laundrette washing machine
• Lee: My parents told me my dog was dead, when in actual fact he was in Scunthorpe 
• David: As a teenager I had a poster of Margaret Thatcher on my bedroom wall
• Len: I killed a falcon while playing golf
• Vic: I once helped TV's Raj Persaud fix his computer, it just needed a reboot